All rise for Pancake Hamster.

*stands up and recites solemnly, paw placed over their heart*

Pancake hammy, pancake hammy,
You are so very good
Pancake hammy, pancake hammy
You sure do look like food

Dearest, flattest, Hammy-pan
You are flatter than the flattest flan
For you have relaxed and gone so deep
And almost have even fallen asleep

Pancake hammy, pancake hammy,
You are so very good
Pancake hammy, pancake hammy
If I could be flat like you, I would.