@foone I'm trying to decide between quantum computing and anti-aging
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@thomasfuchs @foone QC isn't mass market enough. Anti-aging is definitely the better bet, and there's profit precedent with all the supplement nonsense the alt-right talk show people have been peddling. @thomasfuchs @foone somewhat tangential, but one of my favorite perennial @web3isgreat features is the "quantum-resistant blockchain" that can't seem to even be resistant to the non-quantum-related hacks @molly0xfff @foone @web3isgreat You see, we can't know if the quantum-resistant blockchain is really quantum-resistant because measuring it's quantum resistancy changes the underlying quantum state, in this essay I will @thomasfuchs @molly0xfff @foone @web3isgreat is this one of those things like in dune where you have to stabby stab SLOWLLLLLY @grumpasaurus @thomasfuchs @molly0xfff @foone @web3isgreat The slow script penetrates the firewall @molly0xfff @thomasfuchs @foone @web3isgreat What if it's only resistant to quantum attacks? @thomasfuchs @foone oh so you've seen the new bullshit from Guerlain ? @thomasfuchs |
@thomasfuchs combine the two? we'll calculate how to not age using our quantum computer.
bonus points: use the term "quantum immortality" incorrectly