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Michael Porter

@RustyBertrand …What am I supposed to do with all these supplies, then?!

2xfo

@RustyBertrand I'm not sure if I'm disappointed or relieved

Alex Zandra

@RustyBertrand oh thank goodness! I've been worrying about that one a lot

Allan Chow

@RustyBertrand I need that grant.

"LOOK WE ALL MAY HAVE TO EAT JELLYFISH ONE DAY GIMME THE MONEY"

Peter Burka

@RustyBertrand Is that an apocalypse _of_ jellyfish or _for_ jellyfish?

RustyBertrand

@pburka I guess we'll never know. Jellyfish Jesus canceled.

Jim. From Kansas

@RustyBertrand Whew. My dad's story about being stung by a jellyfish in Japan in 1961 is boring enough, I don't need to hear a few million more of those.

Michel Teko

@RustyBertrand

Jellyfish, no but Squids, beware !

dennisaurus

@RustyBertrand Damn it, jellyfish! Get this apocalypse going! Man up and show some backbo....

...oh...wait...

jsl

@lippyduck @RustyBertrand
Plot twist: research was sponsored by Big Medusa

Hugo Mills

@RustyBertrand
You mean Kier Starmer _isn't_ going to get elected?

Paul_IPv6

@RustyBertrand

oh sure. get our hopes up, then crush them.

DanCast

@RustyBertrand

I, FOR ONE, WELCOME OUR NEW JELLYFISH OVER—

What? WHAT? You have GOT to be kidding me.

Comrade Weez

@RustyBertrand it's just disappointment after disappointment these days

beaiouns :verified:

@RustyBertrand my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

RustyBertrand

@JKirkpatrick
Holy shit! They are controlling our brains! The call is coming from inside the house!

Killa Koala

@RustyBertrand "... Until February", I'm afraid you cut off the rest of the headline.

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