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lcamtuf :verified: :verified: :verified:

I hate Elf on the Shelf. I think it teaches children that it's OK to live under constant surveillance. Why not come up with a more benign explanation, such as that Santa is just one of many parties buying behavioral information from an online data broker?

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Jer Warren

@lcamtuf "Santa does it the same way the CIA does!"

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@lcamtuf I find elves creepy and doesnt help a horror game made this even worse.

Raye Keslensky

@lcamtuf I thought the point was to be LESS creepy...

carrickdb

@lcamtuf I love elf on a shelf. I bought it for my mom and hung it up all over the house, watching her. It was great!

Spocko

@lcamtuf
I hate Elf on the Shelf too!
He's horrible!
Someone needs to stop him!

#ElfOnTheShelf

Elf on the Shelf taped to the wall and his mouth taped over. Plastic army men in the foreground
Elf on the Shelf "pooping" out chocolate kisses on cookies.
blue linden

@lcamtuf santa actually has exclusive access to several unique classes of data due to a clause he forced the brokers to accept. he’s a monopoly at this point but too much policy has been written around him to stop him. he’s too big to fail.

Liam Reimers

@dan Yeah, rules-as-written, the Elf is a fascist. He plays a different role at our house - a bringer of snacks, a player of tricks, and eventual confidant. :)

Steve Lord

@lcamtuf Santa outsourced his list making to Palantir

Jhooper

@lcamtuf

"Dad, why does Santa only deliver presents on Christmas Eve?"

"It's because he spends the rest of the year in prison for breaking and entering."

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