Gregory's Serveri was going to wait to tell the “who called it ‘secret santa’ instead of ‘non-disclosure claus’?” joke until it was closer to christmas, but i figured i’d totally forget, so i’m telling it now.
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@darkuncle yeah, i’m that “fuck siri, i can manage my own life” flavour of gen-x. although, clearly, i can’t.  @ghorwood I’ve been eagerly offloading my memory into computers since I was first able to do so, and never looked back. Once I got a Palm III, I was hooked. (As a kid I offloaded into Day-Timers like my dad used, but searchable electronic archives were life-changing.)  @darkuncle @ghorwood Who called that little snitch "Elf on the Shelf" instead of "Police Navidad"?  @ghorwood LOL that's why I love the post scheduler on my @megalodon cluent 😁 |
@ghorwood “hey Siri, remind me to check my Mastodon bookmarks for the best Christmas dad joke ever on December 1”