@jwildeboer I go with beam‘s law of robotics

1. feed your ass
2. protect your ass
3. go and look for better realastate

Followed by his laws of human interaction with robots

If you stomp on the robot it should be kaput, not vice versa.

He learned this the hard way when a 2 ton robot came falling down the stairs in MIT media lab and landed right beside him into the wall.