Gregory's ServerI was thinking maybe a combo of the words "virtual" and "feces", like "virtufece" --> "that company is virtufecing us all!"
Or combining "stink" and "web": that company is stwebbing me! But it's a bit too Elmer Fudd.
Shit + Net = Shnet. That company is just shnet. More shnetting from them!
Or fuck + online: that company is fucklining me!
Amazon is the cause of this. And they took their name from a rain forest. Thus, we're reignfucked. "That company is reignfucking us!"