@squig @RickiTarr @SeekingDuck
Seeing a perfect, juicy-ripe Maloideae megafruit lying nestled in the grass where it rolled after falling, a female Australopithecus anamensis climbs down from her safe tree and ventures a few yards onto the dangerous savannah. "Damn, she's hawt!" thinks my direct ancestor, seeing her usually-scanty buttocks clench and swell roundly as she struggles to stand bipedally upright. He too leaves the safety of the trees and joins her on the plain where someday soil-depleting grain crops and unjustly hierarchical cities will flourish. #WhereItAllWentWrong