@RickiTarr @charism8 Ope, you had a bad harvest this...

@RickiTarr @charism8 Ope, you had a bad harvest this year for reasons entirely out of your control. Your community can all see how much food is in the storehouse, and do the math, and figure out one way or another 1/4 of y'all aren't going to see the spring unless you get more from somewhere else ...

Like 8 Dec 2023 at 16:11 | Wall-to-wall | Open on infosec.exchange

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Ricki Tarr

@JessTheUnstill @charism8 We should accuse someone of witchcraft!

8 Dec 2023 at 16:26 | Open on beige.party

argv minus one

@RickiTarr @JessTheUnstill @charism8

I would think you'd want witches to be on your side, so they'll conjure up fertility spirits or something.

8 Dec 2023 at 16:27 | Open on mstdn.party

Ricki Tarr

@argv_minus_one @JessTheUnstill @charism8 You would think

8 Dec 2023 at 16:29 | Open on beige.party

bytebro

@argv_minus_one @RickiTarr @JessTheUnstill @charism8 I'll settle for a witch (#TerryPratchett style) who understands 'headology' 🙂

8 Dec 2023 at 16:31 | Open on mastodonapp.uk

Exiled New Yorker - Connie

@argv_minus_one @RickiTarr @JessTheUnstill @charism8

Having witches on your side is never a bad thing, unless you want to drown us, or something.

8 Dec 2023 at 16:43 | Open on beekeeping.ninja

Ricki Tarr

@Pagan_Animist @argv_minus_one @JessTheUnstill @charism8 I'm imagining running for local office with a Pro-Witch platform now!

SAVE OUR CROPS!

PREVENT CURSES!

8 Dec 2023 at 16:45 | Open on beige.party

bytebro

@RickiTarr @Pagan_Animist @argv_minus_one @JessTheUnstill @charism8

Dear Madam Witch, I need a potion... no, not one of *those* potions... that allows all who taste it instantly to be able to distinguish lying from truth.

"Sure kid, send £4.99 to.... "

8 Dec 2023 at 16:49 | Open on mastodonapp.uk

Exiled New Yorker - Connie

@RickiTarr @argv_minus_one @JessTheUnstill @charism8

Crops and hexes are two of my best skill sets!

@bytebro
I’d be better off tossing the contents of a witches’ bottle in their yard urging them to forget to vote.

8 Dec 2023 at 17:30 | Open on beekeeping.ninja

cpm

@RickiTarr
Here in pa.us,
a 'Spiritualist' shop had a visit from the local constabulatory over concerns raised by some quite old laws vis the practice of witchcraft

don't kid yourself

witchcraft trials are coming

@JessTheUnstill @charism8

8 Dec 2023 at 16:45 | Open on spore.social

wruffian

@RickiTarr @JessTheUnstill @charism8 i hereby formally accuse myself of being a witch

8 Dec 2023 at 17:10 | Open on bark.lgbt

bytebro

@JessTheUnstill @RickiTarr @charism8 True. In other news, apparently pols are puzzled why the birth-rate in the so-called 'developed world' is plummeting.

8 Dec 2023 at 16:28 | Open on mastodonapp.uk