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Rebecca Watson

an important reminder this holiday season: snowmen can only survive in cold weather. if you see a snowman wearing a knit cap, scarf, mittens, or other warming attire, that snowman is experiencing existential distress. that is a suicidal snowman.

picture of a snowman who wishes to shuffle off this mortal coil
26 Nov 2023 at 17:09 | Open on mstdn.social
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Steven Toth

@rebeccawatson but shouldn't that just provide extra insulation to prevent the intrusion of warm?

26 Nov 2023 at 17:24 | Open on mastodon.sdf.org
Rebecca Watson

@codekoan pls give me several days to figure out how I'm actually right, ty

26 Nov 2023 at 17:57 | Open on mstdn.social
vurpo

@rebeccawatson i would like to offer a dissenting opinion: wool scarves and hats do not warm, they merely insulate! wearing "warm" clothing would in fact slow down a snowman's melting when it goes over 0˚

26 Nov 2023 at 17:27 | Open on mastodon.coffee
Bodhipaksa

@rebeccawatson I believe this is actually a snow *person* (I don't know her/his/its/their pronouns) practicing self-care, insulating her/him/its/themself against rising temperatures due to global warming.

26 Nov 2023 at 17:48 | Open on mastodon.scot
Pepper1700 :veritrek_gold:
quangobaud

@rebeccawatson
Dirty Snowpersons last longer.

search "Pykrete"
(Google search is still a bit crap; old style would tell you straight away.)

26 Nov 2023 at 18:09 | Open on kolektiva.social
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