an important reminder this holiday season: snowmen can only survive in cold weather. if you see a snowman wearing a knit cap, scarf, mittens, or other warming attire, that snowman is experiencing existential distress. that is a suicidal snowman.
an important reminder this holiday season: snowmen can only survive in cold weather. if you see a snowman wearing a knit cap, scarf, mittens, or other warming attire, that snowman is experiencing existential distress. that is a suicidal snowman. 11 comments
@rebeccawatson but shouldn't that just provide extra insulation to prevent the intrusion of warm? @rebeccawatson they say rage fuels the most viewed videos on YouTube. Time to run that experiment I guess. @rebeccawatson i would like to offer a dissenting opinion: wool scarves and hats do not warm, they merely insulate! wearing "warm" clothing would in fact slow down a snowman's melting when it goes over 0˚ @rebeccawatson I believe this is actually a snow *person* (I don't know her/his/its/their pronouns) practicing self-care, insulating her/him/its/themself against rising temperatures due to global warming. @rebeccawatson search "Pykrete" |
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