I'm turning luddite, basically, myself - my mum just got her first cellphone and it's a lovely flipphone such as one might have used in the aughts, and with a wiffy hotspot AND a headphone jack. That's my current plan, and to carry a laptop, for my next phone.
But if one of these were to become available with wiffy, I am *exactly* the sort of weirdo who would carry it around instead.