@exador23 maybe they took lessons from the orcas 🤷‍♀️

@exador23 its a tough neighborhood

@exador23 I for one welcome our new raccoon overlords!

@exador23 @mrcompletely I automatically assume the driver did something they shouldn’t have

@exador23 most Seattle/Puget Sound thing I’ve read today.

@exador23 Rocky Racoon Uprising

@exador23 Supervillain memo: equip raccoon strike team with cell phone jammer on next attempt

@exador23 They shoulda just handed over the pizza.

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Link. OMG link, I need a link!!

@exador23 tbf if there's any animal you'd suspect of having its own mafia...

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Fake address in a completely urban district known for homelessness, and extremely unlikely to have any raccoons.

Someone's trying to be cute and/or characterizing homeless people as aggressive and violent.

It's almost like allowing randos to report "crime" to each other is a bad idea 🤔

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#chunderroad Another phylum joins the struggle.

@exador23 Don't mess with the raccoons. They are clearly up to something. 😋