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@mudasobwa

- Small, medium or large? Btw for large we do not accept credit cards, cash only. Sorry.

- Small please, I just received a big bonus and want to celebrate. Can’t afford the medium size.

- Certainly, and by the way, the small option also happens to be our customers’ all-time favorite. Here’s your order sir, with three complimentary nights at our hotel. Welcome to our establishment..

Aleksei οΏ½ Matiushkin

@florin can I please just stay here and smell you making coffee for the Oman’s sheikh?

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@mudasobwa rofl yes siree you’re welcome - feel free to linger, but kindly shimmy from side to side occasionally, ensuring our other visitors get a fair whiff of the aroma.

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