A Russian man goes to the store to buy bread. After waiting in line for seven hours, he learns they're out of bread.
Frustrated, he curses the incompetent leadership for the shortages of everything, but is interrupted when a man walks up to him.
"You know, ten years ago you would've been shot for saying those things."
The man goes home to his wife, who notices the look on his face. "They're out of bread again?"
"Worse. They're out of bullets too."