@FlockOfCats toot office is the new official name i don’t make the rules i just report on them

@FlockOfCats My local newspaper is The Washington Toot.

@FlockOfCats Toot hole digger, for digging toot holes.

@FlockOfCats BRB, I gotta run to Office Depot for a pack of Toot-It Notes.

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@FlockOfCats post:postal as toot:?

@FlockOfCats We have to keep "toot" alive specifically so we can keep using this meme

@FlockOfCats@famichiki.jp Just remember that when you say "toot" and not "post" you're ignoring all of the fediverse that is not Mastodon.

@FlockOfCats thanks for reminding me I need to buy stamps too!

@FlockOfCats Make sure to use the correct tootcode when you're tooting your items.

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sounds like a toot-apocalyptic dystopia to me

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Yes, you can't just sit there all day on your tooterior.

@FlockOfCats it's enough to drive you tootstal

@FlockOfCats That reminds me, I need to pick up some fence toots and a toot digger at the hardware store

@FlockOfCats I'm into toot-modernism

@FlockOfCats In my local dialect, "toot" is a polite word for passing gas. I just can't bring myself to call utterances toots.

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I hope people salute the Tootmaster-General.

@FlockOfCats One of the central tenets of toot-modernism.

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If they call it "Toot-Partum Depression" it might not last as long (:

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@FlockOfCats It is OK in cute Mastodon circles, I suppose... :ablobcatcoffee:

@FlockOfCats One of the best things about running your own Mastodon server is you can easily customise the button to whatever you want it to say.

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