@nixCraft what about java?

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1995: PHP is dead, learn ColdFusion
2002: PHP is dead, learn ASP.net
2003: PHP is dead, learn Django
2004: PHP is dead, learn Ruby on Rails
2010: PHP is dead, learn Flask
2011: PHP is dead, learn AngularJS
2016: PHP is dead, learn Next.js
2022: PHP is dead, learn Python
2023: [Peter Quill from "Avengers: Infinity War"] How the hell is this dude still alive?

@nixCraft@mastodon.social Have you heard of AS/400 ? 😆

@nixCraft Nice. Too bad the image does not have an alt text though :-/

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Yes, but *have you tried JavaScript*?
*SCNR*

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Me, learning Python 19 years after becoming a Django dev: I wish I'd done this sooner

@nixCraft The Walking Dead, New episode for every year.😉

@nixCraft wait until you hear about something called @Perl

@nixCraft maybe languages don't die. Except for new ones. They die out like nothing.

@nixCraft@mastodon.social ok, let’s all go back to Perl then

@nixCraft Wordpress.

@nixCraft I forgot I wrote Ruby code for a while. It was good enough.

@nixCraft because nobody understood how to make a real alternative to PHP and why people are using it.

It's very frustrating.PHP should really be dead. It was from a newbie for newbies. But somehow it was kept alive.

If you want to barf: Read the source code for PHP/FI 2.0