@chockenberry if Siri was a human assistant, you would have fired them years ago. And they probably couldn’t have gotten another job because they would answer every interview question with “Here’s what I found on Google” or “You’ll need to unlock your iPhone first.”

@chockenberry 😂

But this seemed to work for us https://www.timeanddate.com/eclipse/in/

@chockenberry Has Siri ever worked properly? I gave up ages ago. I thought it was because I’m Spanish and Siri works better in English.

@chockenberry with the wallpapers and animated watch faces you’d think astro events would be integrated into the weather app, right? At least major ones

@chockenberry I can see where Siri’s coming from. No eclipse for me, thanks to Vancouver weather 🌧️😞

@chockenberry #AISucks

@chockenberry After Siri tells me “chance of rain today”, if I follow up by asking “What’s the expected time of rain today?” Siri usually responds by saying “There’s currently no rain”

Imagine that!