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"we are a monster-sized US tech firm with almost a trillion dollar market cap.We are a bureaucratic nightmare so please give us the info for free instead of us having to help your open source project financially and we can keep using it for free in all eternity. kthxbye"

#nope

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Max

@1link @bagder I am pretty sure it’s a digest of a very true request … :/

daniel:// stenberg://

@maxbob @1link it is my "sarcastic reading" of a very much real request, yes

Arnd Issler

@bagder @1link It's everybody's experience who write OpenSource tools – the more useful your tools are, the scarier and impudent the emails from MonsterCompanies™️ get.

Natasha Nox 🇺🇦🇵🇸

@arndissler @bagder @1link They're free to donate huge amounts of money if they want something fixed immediately, lol.

Pietervdvn :mapcomplete:

@1link @bagder I suspect this is a reference to Google (Alphabet Inc) which recently opened up 'Google Maps Builder' again for the public to help draw their maps, instead of promoting #OpenStreetMap

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@bagder "I'm not sorry because your procurement process is not my problem. If you'd like to hire me as a non-exclusive contractor, I'm sure we can work something out. Please see attached for my fee schedule, beginning at $500/hr 8 hours minimum, scheduling at my convenience."

illuzive

@bagder They're probably a bureaucratic nightmare internally as well - which is why someone is desperately hoping that you'll provide what they want without them having to explain something technical to a manager that needs to approve spending money on an external project.

#dilbert

illuzive

@bagder Maybe you could start selling white papers? (Which could be expensed by corporate people.) 😂

daniel:// stenberg://

@illuzive if you don't want to, there is always something (else) to blame it on...

Bill's in the shop for repairs

@bagder #alt4u A photo of a bro-lookin' twentysomething with what is either a poorly-thought-out goatee or a caterpillar on his chin stands in a blue blazer with a pocket square on the wrong side and just oozes privilege in his out-of-focus corner conference room as he says the quote in the toot above.

Mateus Melchiades :gopher:

@bagder Nearly as good as “we are a trillion dollar Silicon Valley tech company with colorful offices and ping-pong tables, how dare you deny free support for us? I’ll have you know you will never have the privilege to be exploited by us if you keep this individualistic attitude”

Bad News Nobody

@bagder also if you are EU-based get ready to be considered legally and financially responsible for the free open-source software you write if you receive help in the form of donations and/or code contributions from employees of monster-sized trillion dollar companies. (cfr. CRA)

Pär Björklund

@bzed @bagder probably not but both apple and Microsoft ship curl in their OS afail

benx

@bagder

The secret to making lots of money is exploiting other people's labour.

wi24rd

@bagder It's stupid to sensationalize.🤔

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