Every Internet Child Protection bill:

1:"New child safety bill!!"

2: "Wow great! What's in it?"

1: "Well, you have to give your social security number, a picture of the weakest part of your skull, and your home address to Hammers The Clown. You also have to download COVID 19 into your eyeball once per month."

2:"What that sounds terrible what does that have to do with--"

1:"Wow. Ok. HEY EVERYONE THIS GUY HATES CHILDREN!!!!!!!"

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