@ned

Yes, of course. I prefer 100 kiloPascals, and will go home if it gets less than 33 kiloPascals.

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This was pretty much my latest job interview. I couldn't be arsed to even finish it (didn't need the job that hard), so I just told the recruiter it was a bad fit and logged off.

@ned 🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯🎯👍🏽

@ned I don't work well under pressure, why lie about it? I need Kpop music and calming white noise to be playing in order to ease my nerves.

Those are some of my terms and conditions. 😅👍

@ned yep i know how that works!

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Oh my. @coderCyclist Do you know anywhere like this?

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And the questions remains, why the 'ell am I still working there????

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🤣😂🤣 PERFECT

@ned having been sacrificed by a poor manager covering her own ass by blaming me for things well outside my job description (in fact parts of her job), ouch

@ned our corporate values are determination, spunk, and grit!

@ned I once met someone who worked under immense pressure on an important project for her office. The epitome of grace under pressure. I couldn't believe how unflappable she was about all the deadlines, the overtime, the people freaking out around her.

Then, I discovered in a conversation with her, that her first job out of school was at a fast food restaurant nearby one of the world's largest soccer stadiums. Ok, that would explain that.

@ned my last job in a nutshell.

@ned One time I had a job that had a lot of pressure. Resetting bowling pins at the bowling alley. If you were too slow, the ball would hit you in the privates. Way more painful for boys than girls.

@ned We need another consultant to roast on our spit. You will do just fine!

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Them: "Leadership has stated that..."
Me: "Can't you just use names, ie 'James' asked "

@ned The CEO has loads of great ideas to "make your life easier" but they have no idea how to implement them so that's down to you.

@ned reminds me of my career working in a hospital … progressively worse.