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nixCraft 🐧

I hope this email doesn't find you. I hope you've escaped, that you're free.

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Flo(h)rian Kohler

@nixCraft Master has given Dobby a Friday. Dobby is a free elf!

Ansh

@nixCraft Sadly Still in a meet its 8Pm IST Friday.

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@nixCraft
Just as Sarah McLachlan said...

"For just free dollars a month, we'll send you a replica stuffed animal of that overworked office worker always being found by corny cliche office emails. Please, pick up the phone and make the call... one day, the world will be free of office cliche filled emails."

verbrecher ☑️

@nixCraft , this is a good approach for me if we could talk in this way without being fired 😀

Zuri (he/him) 🕐 CET

@nixCraft You can't run from email indefinitely. Email is a good runner.

Zuri (he/him) 🕐 CET

@nixCraft There's no way to hide. Email has good eyes. Email has x-ray vision. Email sees everything

Gracjan Nowak

@nixCraft This is reminds me of a certain piece of wisdom I found on the internet: „the 20-20-20 rule. After 20 minutes of work, look at something 20 feet away, then spend 20 years in the forest”.

Zylogram

@nixCraft (to the tune of “No Children” by the Mountain Goats)

mausmalone

@nixCraft I hope to the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

Viraptor

@nixCraft the known OC:
"I HOPE THIS E-MAIL DOES NOT FIND YOU

I HOPE YOUR CHAIR HAS GROWN OVER WITH MOSS

I HOPE A PLEASANT BUT UNOBSERVED BEAM OF LIGHT HITS YOUR DESK PERFECTLY THROUGH THE COLLAPSED CEILING

I HOPE THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING"
From twitter.com/SICKOFWOLVES/statu

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