I hope this email doesn't find you. I hope you've escaped, that you're free.
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@nixCraft "For just free dollars a month, we'll send you a replica stuffed animal of that overworked office worker always being found by corny cliche office emails. Please, pick up the phone and make the call... one day, the world will be free of office cliche filled emails." @nixCraft , this is a good approach for me if we could talk in this way without being fired 😀 @nixCraft There's no way to hide. Email has good eyes. Email has x-ray vision. Email sees everything @nixCraft This is reminds me of a certain piece of wisdom I found on the internet: „the 20-20-20 rule. After 20 minutes of work, look at something 20 feet away, then spend 20 years in the forest”. @nixCraft the known OC: I HOPE YOUR CHAIR HAS GROWN OVER WITH MOSS I HOPE A PLEASANT BUT UNOBSERVED BEAM OF LIGHT HITS YOUR DESK PERFECTLY THROUGH THE COLLAPSED CEILING I HOPE THE SILENCE IS DEAFENING" |
@nixCraft Master has given Dobby a Friday. Dobby is a free elf!