We discovered that Cloudflare will break Soapbox if auto-minification is enabled in CF. Soapbox is already minified, so having minification enabled is pointless, and Cloudflare's buggy minifier makes the page not load at all.
How to disable it: https://developers.cloudflare.com/speed/optimization/content/auto-minify/#enable-auto-minify
How to disable it: https://developers.cloudflare.com/speed/optimization/content/auto-minify/#enable-auto-minify