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Central Illumination Agency

@sjolsen This post has somehow taught me more than a semester of macroeconomics

Sin Vega

@sjolsen this is inaccurate, there are four economists in this story

Jonathan Matthews

@sinvega @sjolsen underrated - 4 stars. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

Séamus Mac an tSábhaisigh 🇺🇦

@gdeihl @sjolsen to be fair, consuming the waste output of another still-breathing mammal is actually a great example of the circular economy at work. #EatShitAndThinkNutrients

Kyle Montanio

@sjolsen

10/10 best economics joke I've heard in years. Also a great way to teach how shitty a measure GDP is!

Kyle Montanio

@sjolsen

At a deeper level, these economists each are willing pay the other $100 to eat shit while also being willing to accept the same $100 to eat it, implying they value watching someone else eat shit more than they dislike eating shit themselves.

If this doesn't capture why the Republican base has been voting against their own economic self-interest for generations, I don't know what does!

D. B. Stuck

@sjolsen

The hardest thing to wrap my mind around when it comes to the economy is that only debt actually creates money. Someone's debt supposedly brings new money into the world.

Don't ask me how. It's all voodoo when it comes down to it.

Johannes Borgström

@MyWoolyMastadon @sjolsen Your checking account balance is just a measure of the bank’s debt to you. When a bank lends (eg a housing loan), it actually creates debts in both directions: the bank’s debt to you is recorded as an increase in the balance of your checking account (“new money”).

Jennifer Wojcik

@sjolsen And that, my friends, is why economists are full of shit.

Levi Kornelsen

@sjolsen - The real Economist answer is that each has derived $100 worth of enjoyment out of watching the other eat shit, to their net benefit, because they are rational actors.

Very, very rational.

Woodswalked

@sjolsen
So what you are saying is that they failed to report it on their taxes?

Jonathan Dresner

@sjolsen "Economists are mathematicians who never learned how to subtract."

Rodger

@sjolsen and given the average salary of an economist, they now owe at least $24 each in income taxes for the privilege of eating shit.

Flaming Cheeto

@sjolsen this is why my parents said they'd help me as much as possible with college tuition... as long as I didn't study economics or philosophy

astroPug

@sjolsen

I laughed. I might have also cringed at the thought of the taste of, uh, shit, but then I laughed again.

Tom Bellin :picardfacepalm:

@NorCalWineLady @sjolsen don't go walking with economists. They're into some weird shit. Literally.

Tim Ward ⭐🇪🇺🔶 #FBPE

@sjolsen It is well known in the business that GDP is a shit (ha ha) metric. The problem is that it's an internationally defined metric, and decades of attempts have failed to get enough international agreement to shift the bureaucratic machine.

Via Kara Kamarado

@sjolsen To be fair, anything that gets economists to eat shit is a net gain for society

Beluga

@sjolsen At first I thought the second economist would find some passerby to eat his shit for 50$. 🤑 That would have increased the GDP by 250$.

VANCE=MANCHURIANCANDIDATE dWeb

@sjolsen Which only goes to prove that economic theory is full of shit.

Selena

@sjolsen
I like that more than the old 'if i marry my housekeeper the GDP goes down'

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