@vagina_museum
This is quite obviously ridiculous and there is no way this could work today…mostly because you could only strap in one woman at a time. Modern medicine is all about efficiency. It would be best if multiple women could give birth at the same time. Happily I have a solution…
@vagina_museum
...a couple of vigorous up and downs and those kids will be bungie-ing out in no time at all. Put some trampolines at the bottom and have the new fathers try and catch their kids on the rebound. New parent engagement is the key.