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@MicroSFF Hrhrhr

@MicroSFF I love it!

@MicroSFF this is the entirety of the blade's destiny

It has brought its wielder information on how to actually defeat the Dark Lord
Its work is done, it can be reincarnated into a plowshare now

@MicroSFF Brilliant!

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Dander, Will Robinson!

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Love this story

Ma chi, il Carlèn?

(citazione di livello)

@MicroSFF The Dark Lord stared at the cat in the Heros arms and slowly backed away, lowering the sword.
"The swordsmith told me everything."
The Hero left and the Dark Lord eyed the cat.
"You're the third one this year. I really should tell them that I'm not that alone. Well ... want some milk, friend?"

@MicroSFF As it turned out, the old Catcrooner Smith (Cordwainer Smith under cover) was an expert in psychological warfare.

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This needs to be part of a larger story. 🍿

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"Ha hah! You are defeated!" the Hero cried as he confronted The Dark Lord, pulling a cat out from underneath his coat.
"What's up?" asked The Dark Lord, munching on a handful of peanuts.
"Oh no..."

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As he sheathes the blade, in the faint ringing of the metal one can almost hear "I'm... helping!"

@MicroSFF This might be my favourite yet 😂

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Not gonna lie, I kinda love this, but am unreasonably annoyed that half the posts are folks deciding "no, the bad guy has to win."

Y'all're the reason i won't watch the last minute or so of horror movies any more. :P

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@MicroSFF 😂😂😂 This really cheered me up.

@MicroSFF I’m reminded of th short story The Accountant by Robert Sheckley!

@MicroSFF@mastodon.art @lisamelton thank you @lisamelton. @MicroSFF is def worth a follow.

@MicroSFF I'm imagining an Uruk in Shadow of Mordor to have this as their weakness.