@nixCraft well you can't do that with a mini PC...

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> whereis cat

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@nixCraft what a sophisticated hacking technique... 🐈

@nixCraft so that's how you cat a file...

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"I can hear some squeaking from inside the computer. I first thought the fan was going bad, but now I'm thinking there's a mouse infestation." ... ... ... "Never mind, the problem appears to have solved itself"

@nixCraft daww

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One for you @wupo ;)

@nixCraft ha ha ha

@nixCraft it’s a catcker

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RDFISHSWORDFISHSWORDFISHSWORDFISHSWORDFI :blobcat_keyboard:

@nixCraft Also hacker: "How do I get out?"

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"I see you are still on CAT1. I think you need to upgrade."

@nixCraft ohhh… the files are **IN** the computer…

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Okupa

@nixCraft Oh no 🙈

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I found the 'back door' :ms_wink:

@nixCraft physical access is king

@nixCraft first picture of ChatGPT !
Edit: a cat is named "Chat" in French

@nixCraft looks like your meowtherboard is turned sideways

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That's not a mouse port! 😳

@nixCraft "I see the problem. You've got fur in the heat sink!!"

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$ cat 'food in cans'

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I hope it's okay if I add some alt text here so I can share.

Image of a PC tower case on its side. A cat has gotten into it somehow and is attempting to leave through the gap left by removing the power supply.

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Cat content, most literally!

@nixCraft *being literally in*

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@nixCraft "By the way, I use Arch."

@nixCraft Is cat fur ESD safe?

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@nixCraft $ cat cat.txt

@nixCraft "You plug in the cat5 cable right-" Looks down, "Oh I see you've already got one plugged in."

@nixCraft damn, this photo so old that's a ball mouse

@nixCraft No mouse interface anymore