@slothrop That would be a dream, honestly.
Though I've said it before, and I'll say it again. I'm not opposed to ads *per se*. I'll gladly take a reasonable amount of self-hosted ads with ZERO data collection just fine.
What I abhor is what ads have become, and what ad agencies REALLY do, which is personal data dredging operations they can resell *ad nauseam*. Those can GTFO and burn in a fire.