Rise and shine, Mister Sweeney. Rise and... shine. Not that I... wish to imply you have been sleeping... on the fort. No one is more deserving of a Battle Royale, and all the 90s in the world would have gone to waste until...well, let's just say your nite has come again. An unreal man in an epic place can make all the difference in the world... so wake up, Mister Sweeney. Wake up, and... smell the chug jugs.