@gamingonlinux It's funny that people decide to write such articles and make fun of themselves. Here is a quote from article: "I still hold out hope that one day, some company will make a Linux distro that does what Windows does but better..."
The point is, people use Linux, because it does not do what Windows does. Who needs another clone of Windows and why? If somebody is waiting for Windows but better, should just wait for Microsoft do make it?
If you get Linux , expect Linux ;-)