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nano

elon musk runs twitter like wheatley runs aperture laboratories

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The King

@nano@yiff.life TEST
"See those big letters? It's different now!"

TundraWolf

@nano So, you are suggesting that the inside of Twitter HQ sounds something like this? youtube.com/watch?v=k7wNaEcZJ9

DELETED

@nano I. AM. NOT. A. MORON! *crys and shits his diaper.*

nano

@DevilishHusky COULD A MORON. RATE. LIMIT. YOUR. ACCOUNT. HUH? COULD A MORON DO THAT?
📉
oh.

Rua

@nano Can we call him Tweatley from now on?

aaa

@roguecnidarian @nano @Lyude hey musk made a site once. i think. can't remember.

nano

@corn @roguecnidarian @Lyude he claims to have made paypal but he didnt lol

Lyude🌹#BLM

@nano @corn @roguecnidarian he claimed to have made Tesla but also didn't lol

Industrial Gender Accident

@Lyude @nano @corn he bought his way into founder status. Any of the things Tesla has done well, I credit to the engineers not Elmo

Foxhack

@nano @corn @roguecnidarian @Lyude And they booted him out because he's obsessed with the letter X and wanted to rename it to that

Industrial Gender Accident

@Foxhack @nano @corn @Lyude he even changed the name of twitter’s official holding company to x corp because he wants to make the x app

Natanael ⚠️

@roguecnidarian @nano @Lyude Wheatley relied heavily on existing blueprints, as implied from the scripts when you first enter "his" levels. He does make more custom stuff after but it's mostly nonsensical

Luna

@nano we need to find the stalemate resolution button and replace elon with glados

not sure if that'd be a great idea though

betty

@Luna@glaceon.social that would be bringing jack back


and uh
no, thanks

The King

@Luna@glaceon.social @nano@yiff.life Breaking: twitter flooded with deadly neurotoxin, and potatoes

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@nano ToonTown 3-Day Free Trial-ass lookin’ site

NikkStick

@nano I have a quick question about this app, to like stuff is it the star orrrrr?

NullNoMore

@Nikko78035 @nano - yes, lets the poster know you thought it was neat. Ooh good brain chemicals, etc.

The boost button (curving arrows) shares it to your followers if it's really neat
/useful/important/a cat picture.

nano

@Nikko78035 yes (although around here i probably wouldnt call fedi an app)

NikkStick

@nano soon, I have i hopes for it honestly

asdaf59

@nano@yiff.life i run twitter on my computer when i go on it

shadow_absorber

@nano accurate and therefor if we do not get glados back in charge the entire twitter headquarters is going to go KABOOM

shadow_absorber

@nano same let it die... it might have had a good run in some peoples eyes but like all good things it must come to an end....

remote procedure chris

@nano he's not just an idiot, he was designed to be the biggest idiot physically possible

Skovheks

@nano
This almost a slight against Wheatly

Mobius Princess :godot:

@nano I hope someone edits TEST room to TWITTER and screenshots it

Kyro the Dragon

@nano I mean, that makes total sense, since you know... Spaaaaaaaaace!

‏‏ ‏fedifriend (pride aspect)

@nano honestly not the first time I'm seeing one likened to the other

ezra :verif_androgine:​

@nano he's not just a regular moron. he's the product of the minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of creating the dumbest moron who ever lived.

...and you just put him in charge of the entire facility.

*clap. clap. clap.*
good that's still working.

Cashuea

@nano Can we also yeet him into space?

Nathan Knowler

@nano Hopefully that means it’ll end with him floating alone in space…

SuperIlu

@nano And Jack Dorsey comments his actions from the background like GlaDOS...

tumblrina

@nano "what if Wheatley portal 2 was racist"

xalisratt

@nano@yiff.life And we are currently at "Omg, What has He Done?" part

Jeroen Baert

@nano At leasf Wheatley is funny and witty, in a way that Musk can only ever aspire to be. Also, there's a redemption arc.

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@nano I thought Twitter's impressive self-destruction could not be more amusing. I was very wrong.

Fidget

@nano Elon may run Twitter like Wheatley, but I’m pretty sure he runs SpaceX like the Space Core.

pasta!!

@nano@yiff.life don't diss my man like that (ok but thats funny)

nano

who will be the 1000th fav?

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