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I haven't done the research to confirm this, but it sounds like sudo science to me...

@computerfact it me.

@computerfact sudo 'roast me a beet'

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And root beer is ... ?

@computerfact Related : “tubers” are vegetables that produce or consume online video content.

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aren’t those just C-levels

@computerfact sudo make salad

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to have real administrator powers a vegetable must be a true root, such as a rutabaga. Otherwise it's just sparkling corm operator privilege.

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Be careful with carrots and potatoes!

@sirber

@computerfact *--- I'll allow it

@computerfact does that make 'leafy greens' happy dashboards with every section uncollapsed?

@computerfact it me

@computerfact sudo me some root soup please!

@computerfact Your average corporate sysadmin, in other words.

@computerfact Thus, carrots for example, are a great way to administer provitamin A.

@computerfact supporting many blades?

@computerfact su(e)do

@computerfact so a patch pumpkin is a pumpkin with write access to the repository?

@computerfact They're almost always either squares or cubes.

@computerfact now this is amazing

@computerfact It means something quite different in Australian English.

@computerfact sudo make me-a-salad

@computerfact so funny 😂

@computerfact *snort*

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CC @JenMsft

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sudo -u carrot bash

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This could have been a @lowqualityfacts
@mmu_man

@computerfact Hey, @lowqualityfacts ! I found a fact of the appropriate level of quality for your collection.

@computerfact Very Computer Fact indeed

@computerfact that's why we have supertuber.

@computerfact This is a quality fact. Thank you for sharing.

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√vegetable

@computerfact 🤔 No wonder the mandragora is so powerful, then

@computerfact no joke, many moons ago as a baby intern, i was tasked with reimaging a bunch of machines. while there was a standard for what to name them, i didn't know it until after i had done like 5 machines, which i named all of them after root vegetables

we actually got an email from network security asking why we suddenly had "potato" and "carrot" on the network

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Sudo make me a sandwich

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I think I've worked with a couple of administrators like that.

@computerfact so does that make "root crop" when you open Gimp with admin privileges to crop an image…

@computerfact ahh I definitely know a few of these guys

@computerfact @johnb48 And I ignored my Mum pushing me to eat all those turnips for so many years! 🤦‍♂️

@computerfact hahahaha! Yes!!! Parfait 👌🏻

@computerfact 😁👍

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Nah-ah. A root vegetable is one that will cheer you on, no matter what.

@computerfact when they use social media they’re YouTubers

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I've rooted down so su you...

(thinking along 'I've upped my priority so up yours')

@computerfact Now calling admins rootabagas