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alina🏳️‍⚧️🐾

pronouncing 'W' as double u is way too long and doesn't even make sense since it's more double v than u

we should just refer to W as wa from now on

when talking about the world wide web you won't have to spend an eternity on saying double you double you double you out loud but instead just say wawawa dot domain dot TLD

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alina🏳️‍⚧️🐾

this rant was triggered by this post because I noticed how annoying it is to say WLAN in english:
catcatnya.com/@sk/110565297814

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@alina u and v used to be the same letter.
it's called "double u" because it used to be literally written as
uu

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@alina
this means

uuwuu

is the same exact thing as
www

Catelyn

@alina in dutch it's pronounced basically the same as the english word "way"

Catelyn

@alina B C D G J P T V W are all the first sound and then "-ay" as in way, thinking abt it

Catelyn

@alina well not quite but close enough

alina🏳️‍⚧️🐾

it's so much easier in German, you just have to say wewewe punkt domain punkt tld and you're DONE

Theriac

@alina@girldick.gay

oddly enough the Romans didn't have a letter "u", they used "v", hence "Jiulius" was rendered as "Jvlivs" so essentially "w" is double Roman "u" -> v v -> vv

Raika qt3.14 :heart_nb:

@alina same in polish. we just say [voovoovoo]. i dont even want to know how that absurdly long "double u" still exist

Sylvie (she) :verifiedagender: :verifiedbi: 🦥

@alina the funniest part is that "world wide web" is actually three syllables, whereas double you double you double you is fucking nine

Dym Sohin

@alina
i heard some shorten double-u to dub, so it'd be "dub dub dub", pretty close to "weh weh weh"

Haelwenn /элвэн/ :triskell:
@alina Or something like "wee" as "vee" is V.

And french also should say something like «wé».
Joanna Link

@alina the name comes from when u and v were basically treated as the same letter, as were i and j

Рыжее солнышко :catrus: :tiny_star:

@alina@girldick.gay when talking about world wide web as an W.W.W. we will say from now on: ​:awawawa:​

Torb 🦋

@alina Isn’t ‘dub’ slowly on its way to become the standard pronunciation of W?

Michael Gemar

@torb @alina Yeah, I’ve heard various techies use this. It’s also true that the “www.” prefix for domain names is much less frequently required.

Torb 🦋

@michaelgemar I’ve actually mostly heard it from gamers (streamers, youtubers) talking about getting ‘the dub’ (the W, i.e. the win). 😅

Marian (she/her)

@alina some Kiwis say "dub dub dub" for "www" which seems very efficient imo

Anne C. A. Baanen, number plumber

@alina good points! although I would propose calling the letter "weh". weh weh weh dot mastodon dot social

Oblomov

@alina what happened to good old dub dub dub

yaygya

@alina we should take a page out of the Arabic script’s book and call it “wao” (actually this might just be the Urdu pronunciation).

Datenegassie ❌

@alina I agree, IF wa must be pronounced with a Waluigi voice (Wario voice is acceptable too)

Fool on the hill

@alina
In Wales they spell ambulance without a u (ambiwlans), but there is a u in police (heddlu).
WWW is pronounce OO OO OO.

Then again, they are very strange. They have a railway station called

Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch

I kid you not, Google it for the platform sign

ಚಿರಾಗ್ 🌹✊🏾Ⓥ🌱🇵🇸 (he/him)

@Yorkie @alina My gateway into attempting to learn Cymraeg was, in fact, learning to pronounce Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch 🤣

Océane ⏚

@alina that's basically advocacy for web.something.tld.

Océane ⏚

@alina No, but you're right, and I think that replacing www. with web. would be a clean solution – for example this is what the MIT is doing.

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@alina If enough people want to call the letter double-you a letter "wa" instead, I'm fine with that. I have no problem with the English language evolving if there's a useful reason for it.

MMCLXXII

@alina that's kind of what sane people have been doing for millenias. welcome aboard

Luna :circleA:

@alina Might be more consistent with other letters in the english alphabet to call it "ɛw" (like m, n), "we" (like b, c) or "way" (like j, k)

デイヴ

@alina Still remember my amazement at the never-ending well of ingenuity that is the human mind, when I first heard an advert on some local Bay Area radio where the website was advertised as "dubby-dubby-dubby-dot…"

angea✿
@alina ive been arguing for this for Months thaank you for articulating it
Chris Bohn

@alina I've always gone with "dubdubdub dot domain dot TLD". Well, "always" in the sense of "from the mid'90s up until I stopped mentioning the leading 'www'."

Rui Malheiro

@alina in Spanish, W is "double ubbe" so you get" doubleubbedubleubbedoubleubbe punto whatever.

Emil Socks

@alina Spanish is even worse, W is FOUR syllables instead of three

Dave Bryant aka Tom_Clowder

@alina After all, English pronounciation of every other letter in the Latin alphabet is a single syllable! “Wa” would be an odd man out—no other English-pronounced letter ends in “-ah”—but at least it’s more appropriate than “dub”.

Eric Beavers

@alina I love it! I'll probably be doing this whether it’s accepted or not. Usage is what changes language.

Ken Gidley

@alina wah-wah-waaaah - sad trombone style. 😄

Jason Anthony Guy

@alina @Cdespinosa Many folks at Apple solved this years ago, as in Dub Dub Dee See and Dub Dub Dee Are.

This is the way.

delvina ✨

@alina what are you talking about the name for W is obviously "dubya"

delvina ✨

@alina or we could bring back the letter Ƿ and as someone pointed out that would make every website a wynn wynn wynn

Jonathan Lang

@alina Germans say „weh“, similar in pronunciation to „vay“, so the letter w is really easy to pronounce. Y on the other hand is pronounced „Ypsilon“, fortunately much less common in German ;)

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