@jaredwhite
Gazillions of nameless, voiceless five-year-olds have been gravely insulted.

Though on the other hand, some kids sure do have that "what's mine is mine and
what's yours is mine too" mentality, just like corporations.
When I was like 6 or 7, my dad used to take me along to go to the house of a
family friend. Family friend owned a slot machine.
So I'd typically ask him if I could have some coin to play. Then I'd play.
If I lost, I'd ask for more coin. If I won,
I'd pocket my winnings and ask for more coin. Either way, I left as a winner.
It was cute when I did it. Not so much when Reddit Boy does it.