@phredmoyer @sleepyfox @saramg I’m in my twenties, and there isn’t a single system I’ve seen that I couldn’t have written better in Perl.

I would also have deleted 50% of the stack, but no one will let me. So I guess I have to wait until I’m forty.

Pros of staying around that long: I’ll be the one supposed to put up a fight when someone tries to delete 90% of the stack, and I just… 🤔 won’t. 😈