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qdot

why does everyone want to own the libs

as an open source developer i own multiple libs

i would happily pay people to take them from me

you do not want to own libs. its so much work

25 comments
allison

@qdot everyone wants to own libs until they get stuck in dependency hell

Furball

@qdot nobody actually OWNS libs anymore it’s just a monthly licensing agreement.

GlennMG

@Furball @qdot
I just receive a direct deposit.
Easy peasey. πŸ˜‰

Rob Hafner :verified_flashing:

@qdot I have two libraries that are popular but they're in a language I haven't professionally used since 2013. I'm not sure I can recommend it. In fact I'm pretty sure I can't.

ghorwood↙↙↙

@tedivm @qdot wait, *you're* the guy who wrote securesocial for scala play! ?

Rob Hafner :verified_flashing:

@ghorwood @qdot Nope, I'm actually going to use scala for the first time next week for a different project. I was referring to my PHP Libraries, JShrink and Stash.

Jacob the JacobinπŸŒΉπŸ•ŠοΈπŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@qdot I mean I could get some libs for free and send in patches for say libcurses quite easily.

Owen Nelson

@qdot once you own the libs, they very quickly start to Own You !!

m3t00🌎

@qdot@buttplug.engineer
I could see black hats offering money for libs. Especially widely included libs. Thinking of a recent USG hack. SolarWinds, long read
https://www.npr.org/2021/04/16/985439655/a-worst-nightmare-cyberattack-the-untold-story-of-the-solarwinds-hack

Jenny :lesbian_flag:πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆ

@qdot # chown jenn:jenn lib*.so

Ha! Libs owned!

…wait. Nothing works anymore. 😲

Zlasha

@qdot Lololol took me a second glance to get this

JessπŸ‘Ύ

@qdot The solution: just become a lib slumlord. Own all the libs, don't bother to maintain any, and drink the tears of those who use them.

Jeff Smith

@qdot Owning is so 2010s. Everything is subscription now.

Greger

@qdot The trick is to only make stuff nobody wants to use. Then it will be so much less work.

Alfonso Urdaneta

@dotoscat @qdot

En InglΓ©s own the libs significa ganar un argumento con un liberal (izquierda). De punto de vista de un programador, significa ser dueΓ±o de una librerΓ­a, que es generalmente trabajo sin recompensa.

SΓΆren

@qdot you merely owned the libs. I was born in them, molded by them.

𝙉 π™Š 𝙍 π™ˆ 𝙄 𝙀

@qdot you don't have the libs for this program, would you like to download them?
Y/N :blobcatgrimacing: err

Sham :loading:

@qdot Those who want to "own the libs" have never experienced the compatibility issues that arise.

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