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Any bad sectors?

@qurlyjoe Clearly the tail is reserved for system files.

@qurlyjoe great. If all would be caring about theirs, zebra’s could get much faster…

@qurlyjoe This is why I switched to Solid State Zebras.

@doot @qurlyjoe love that. and then there's the old joke, a zebra is a horse with a barcode, but, that's true, every zebra does have unique stripes, so, a barcode.

@qurlyjoe this is how I compress my QR codes

@qurlyjoe now that's comedy gold

@qurlyjoe I LOL for real!

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Mine is still in progress.

@qurlyjoe 🤣🤣 Great

@qurlyjoe see also : galloway belties

@qurlyjoe there's a typo in your alt text: it reads "horse" for the caption where it should read "zebra."

@qurlyjoe (alt text: the last occurrence of horse should be zebra)

@qurlyjoe I tried to figure out who made this image, but in lieu of that here’s the oldest reference to it I can find. https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7c9ll8/he_runs_much_snappier_now/

@qurlyjoe ... probably not a euphemism #iMayBeAbot

@qurlyjoe @marcoarment Not a bad joke. But 1000’s of Mastodon’ers under a certain age just said, “I don’t get it” 🙂

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@qurlyjoe Does it actually run faster? I always suspected that was a myth.

@qurlyjoe @marcoarment as not a developer I finally understand what defragging means 🤘🏼

@qurlyjoe Only geeks of a certain age will TRULY understand.

@qurlyjoe 😂

@qurlyjoe Reminds me of the brilliant book Tidying Up Art. https://www.demilked.com/tidying-up-art-ursus-wehrli/

@qurlyjoe Or "Don't ask an artist with OCD to draw a zebra".

@qurlyjoe i thought it was just in RAID0.

@qurlyjoe there's an error in the Alt text! You wrote horse instead of zebra.

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😂 😂

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New excuse for when I want to decline an invitation.

@qurlyjoe I get it

@qurlyjoe So this is the Z drive, huh?

@qurlyjoe OMG I laughed so hard! And thanks for the alt-text. I'm happy every time someone takes the time to write them.

@qurlyjoe 😂

@qurlyjoe we need sort algorithms videos on zebras