You had one job.
@gamingonlinux reminds me of Portal: "You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here]!"
@gamingonlinux Dear $(whoami) would be acceptable, but thisโฆ
@gamingonlinux I think they avoided to write your name to be sure they didn't enrage you. Like some kind of deity.
Gregory's Server
@gamingonlinux reminds me of Portal: "You, [subject name here], must be the pride of [subject hometown here]!"