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@Garwboy lol lol lol

@Garwboy 😂😂

@Garwboy Every time I read about a system where a ruler is selected by lot, it never ends well for the "winner". (Hey, a new twist ending would be if it *did*.)

@Garwboy It wasn't me that made the choice, but I think you will be right

@Garwboy 😂

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They'll have to catch me first and thankfully they're running out of time.

@Garwboy I am very grateful it's not me.

@Garwboy You never know, someone could swing in on a rope and fall on the throne at the last minute like Rowan Atkinson did in Johnny English.

@Garwboy Are we waiting for the smoke coming out of a Westminster Abbey chimney?

FYI: I occasionally get mixed up in how ceremonial leaders are announced.

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#rimshot 🥁