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alias vi="ghex"

@clerie alias vi="wine WINWORD.EXE"

@clerie Can't code without Comic Sans!

@clerie alias vi="rm"

@clerie this is bad content and i hate it

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emm we could have fun with this too

alias vi="emacs"

for example

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alias libreoffice="ed"

@clerie aaaaghhhh how do I get out of insert mode

@clerie alias vi="wine ~/.wine/drive_c/windows/notepad.exe"

@clerie VI/M users are like, so that's what we're going to do today? Fight?

@clerie noooo

People claimed stuff on Fedi can't go viral :blobcatthinking:

@clerie Unironically based.

@clerie This thread is cursed, and I must burn it with fire. 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥 🔥

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#cursed ;)

How about:

$ cat /usr/lib/libreoffice/share/xdg/writer.desktop
[Desktop Entry]
Terminal=true
Icon=libreoffice-writer
Type=Application
Exec=vim %U
MimeType=application/vnd.oasis.opendocument.text
Name=LibreOffice Writer
GenericName=Word Processor
Comment=Create and edit text and graphics in letters, reports, documents and Web pages

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alias vi=nano

@clerie demon begone!

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... And so the world keeps burning
@jpmens

@clerie why you hate me? 😭😭😭

@clerie You woke up and choose violence today apparently😂

@clerie nooooooooooooo

@clerie 😅 old schoolers feeling hurt

@clerie@fem.social OK, let's go...
alias vi=emacs

@clerie Ich verwende Linux seit über 25 Jahren, aber mit vi bin ich nie warm geworden. Ich nehme nano auf der Kommandozeile, auch wenn das wohl eigentlich die Warmduscher-Variante ist ...

For anyone who is not aware, alias is not the solution you're looking for.

You are much better off setting some environment variables, VISUAL or EDITOR, so that less works correctly when you hit the 'v' key.

Your shell has to be involved for an alias to work, so anything that launches an editor for you, doesn't use an alias.

https://en.wikibooks.org/wiki/Guide_to_Unix/Environment_Variables

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@clerie Blasphemy!

@clerie stop

@clerie and I thought that `alias sudo="echo"` was evil...

@clerie nooooooooooooooooo 🤪 please noooooooo 🤪

@clerie So I'll use the improved #emacs patched with https://github.com/emacs-mirror/emacs/pull/6 ;)

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alias ed='wordstar'

(old man edition, and, yes, there were no alias on CP/M)

@clerie You monster!

@clerie the depravity

@clerie @max 😳

@clerie alias emacs="cat > /dev/null"

@clerie pls no

@clerie EDITOR="libreoffice --writer" git commit

@clerie cursed

@clerie Mancher will offenbar die Welt brennen sehen… 😉

@clerie * yuyu approves

@clerie defederate fem.social

@clerie@fem.social export SHELL=nautilus

@clerie I don't know when I became the kind of person with Opinions on this, but this post made my brain stumble for a moment. Well played, stranger.

@clerie alias vi="wine winword.exe" :blob_cat_sip:

@clerie Don't forget to set your EDITOR to that too.
OMFG that must be the worst visudo experience ever.

@clerie 😱😱😱

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@clerie *uuhhhffff* wenigstens kein M$ Word da das im Linux läuft 😅

(ginge sicher auch irgendwie aber als OSS nerd habe ich so meine wunschvorsellung)

@clerie OH NO

@clerie All I need is a libreoffice firevim extention :blobcateyes:

@clerie 🙂 https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/EDLIN 🙂

@clerie @oliver 😅

@clerie
Ahhhhhhhhh!!!11!elf
:wq

@clerie@fem.social just took three points of psychic damage ​:neofox_shocked:​

@clerie that gives me "powerpoint as IDE" vibes