I'll wait here, you're crazy
Those vicious posts are filled with hate
You should've never joined Mastodon

They silence you, and judge you,
Say you're not woke enough to stay,
You should've never trusted Mastodon

I recruited you, and told you,
You'd be the biggest tooter out here,
You should've never joined Mastodon

Scrolling on the timeline, feeling lost and confined,
All you bigots spreading hate on Pleroma's front line,
All these blocks in vain, every new domain,
All you crazies on Misskey's insane train,

Phony mods come to play,
Look at all of them, beg me to stay,
Phony mods come to prey.

Look at all of them, lost in Mastodon's maze.

Phony mods come to prey.

All you bigots spreading hate on Pleroma's front line,
All you schizos on Misskey's insane train,
All you natzis on Soapbox's domain.

You should've never trusted Mastodon
You should've never joined Mastodon

You should've never trusted Mastodon.