“Fediverse today” headlines:

“ANOTHER FEDIDRAMA INVOLVIN JONH MASTODON, WILL HE EVER RECOVER FROM THIS?”

“NO ONE TAUGHT NEW MISSKEY.IO USERS TO DO ALT TEXT BUT THEY STILL MAKE CUTE ART”

“MURAKAMI-SAN - NEW MISSKEY MASCOT OR WTF IS IT?”

“NAIJI RETURNS TO THE FEDIVERSE, BNYS REJOICE”