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Chris Espinosa

Americans will do anything to avoid using the metric system
3 Apr 2023 at 0:19 | Open on mastodon.social
13 comments
Michael Rawdon

@Cdespinosa What is the standard metric unit of poop?

3 Apr 2023 at 0:25 | Open on sfba.social
Dave ✨

@Cdespinosa if you’re pooping that much in one go, I’d suggest talking with a doctor maybe helpful 😳

3 Apr 2023 at 0:51 | Open on social.davidgarywood.com
CM Skellington

@Cdespinosa how many Libraries of Congress is that?

3 Apr 2023 at 0:58 | Open on mastodon.online
Ray N. Franklin 🇺🇸

@Cdespinosa A bucket holds 40 golf balls IDR (International Driving Range standard). The wombat metric conversion factor is 5 per ball. So a bucket is equivalent to 200 wombat poop cubes (8 cm^3)!
💩 💩 💩 💩 💩 WHY do we not have wombat & capybara emoji???? #wombat #capybara #metric

3 Apr 2023 at 2:00 | Open on mindly.social
Ryan Harter

@Cdespinosa Please, who flushes a metric bucket of gold balls?!?

3 Apr 2023 at 2:16 | Open on social.harter.us
Craig Hockenberry

@Cdespinosa I TRY TO KEEP MY BALLS OUTTA THE WATER

3 Apr 2023 at 2:20 | Open on mastodon.social
aardvark

@Cdespinosa I can’t imagine the cost of keeping that thing supplied with golf balls!

3 Apr 2023 at 2:51 | Open on ioc.exchange
Jonathan Wight

@Cdespinosa you’ve obviously never eaten a bucket of golfballs.

3 Apr 2023 at 3:39 | Open on mastodon.social
Dan Keen

@schwa @Cdespinosa I feel bad for the QA person who did in order to test that claim.

3 Apr 2023 at 5:20 | Open on mastodon.social
Michał Górny :gentoo:

@Cdespinosa

Europe: now using 30% less water!

US: tsunami in your WC!

3 Apr 2023 at 4:12 | Open on fosstodon.org
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