@MicroSFF Reminds me of the speech from God Bless You Mr Rosewater by Kurt Vonnegut. One of my favourite quotes.

Hello babies. Welcome to Earth. It's hot in the summer and cold in the winter. It's round and wet and crowded. On the outside, babies, you've got a hundred years here. There's only one rule that I know of, babies - "God damn it, you've got to be kind".