This is entirely the Spongebob meme with Patrick's wallet
@mjg59 From a D&D perspective, this perfectly matches my expectations of a low-level bard (who still gets caught in telling you whatever seems plausible to get laid)
@larsmb @mjg59 SAY TO BARD "GET STRONG ARROW FROM QUIVER" SAY TO BARD "SHOOT THE DRAGON"
@mjg59 From a D&D perspective, this perfectly matches my expectations of a low-level bard (who still gets caught in telling you whatever seems plausible to get laid)