If I had a smart watch I'd be like "hold on let me...

If I had a smart watch I'd be like "hold on let me check my swatch" all the time. However, I cannot stand to have anything on my wrists, so you will just have to pretend.

Like 21 Mar 2023 at 16:05 | Open on mastodon.gamedev.place

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AyotoCorp

@aeva You could get one of those color swatches instead and just whip one of them out.

Or implant a smartwatch into one of those

21 Mar 2023 at 16:09 | Open on mastodon.gamedev.place

aeva

@AyotoCorp maybe I could hire someone to wear a smart watch and follow me around

21 Mar 2023 at 16:10 | Open on mastodon.gamedev.place

AyotoCorp

@aeva But then you have to make sure nobody runs off with your smart watch. Who watches the watch man?

21 Mar 2023 at 16:15 | Open on mastodon.gamedev.place

aeva

@AyotoCorp good point. i'll need to get them a leash

21 Mar 2023 at 16:16 | Open on mastodon.gamedev.place

Luna

@aeva @AyotoCorp of course, you'll want to have your hands free, and not have to hold the leash all the time, so for convenience you can attach it to your wri... Oh, wait :gamedev:

21 Mar 2023 at 17:07 | Open on mastodon.gamedev.place

visy

@aeva remember internet time, wish that was actually a thing

21 Mar 2023 at 16:13 | Open on graphics.social

Mauve 👁💜

@aeva Hear me out. Smart pocket watch on a chain which you keep in your front pocket.

21 Mar 2023 at 17:23 | Open on mastodon.mauve.moe

ideaPDish

@aeva
You could have a temporary tattoo. Its almost like not wearing a watch. Better yet, noone seems to have pocket swatches.

22 Mar 2023 at 3:12 | Open on universeodon.com

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