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aeva

If I had a smart watch I'd be like "hold on let me check my swatch" all the time. However, I cannot stand to have anything on my wrists, so you will just have to pretend.

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AyotoCorp

@aeva You could get one of those color swatches instead and just whip one of them out.

Or implant a smartwatch into one of those

aeva

@AyotoCorp maybe I could hire someone to wear a smart watch and follow me around

AyotoCorp

@aeva But then you have to make sure nobody runs off with your smart watch. Who watches the watch man?

aeva

@AyotoCorp good point. i'll need to get them a leash

Luna

@aeva @AyotoCorp of course, you'll want to have your hands free, and not have to hold the leash all the time, so for convenience you can attach it to your wri... Oh, wait :gamedev:

visy

@aeva remember internet time, wish that was actually a thing

Mauve 👁💜

@aeva Hear me out. Smart pocket watch on a chain which you keep in your front pocket.

ideaPDish

@aeva
You could have a temporary tattoo. Its almost like not wearing a watch. Better yet, noone seems to have pocket swatches.

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