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David Boles

@marleybits39

We await your latest Marleybits takeover purchase!

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Marleybits

@david we're mining for more coin as we speak!

David Boles

@marleybits39

That's wonderful news -- and, I know, ecologically safe!

Marleybits

@david let me explain a "marleybit coin"....we start our mining in the back yard weekly. We then take the "natural resource" and using extreme pressure we compress Marleysbits into a faux jewelry crosses we airbrush and sell at MAGA rallies...

Wayne's Account

@marleybits39 @david If you take photos of said MAGA jewellery, we could sell those as Not Fucking True, or NFT for expedience.

Best thing is, we can use the word "expedience" in the spiel and they'll think it's legal because it's a big word. Hell, spiel would likely do it too.

Marleybits

@david To be clear....you would be getting the proceeds from the coin, not the coin as I'm sure you'll understand.

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