Devs: We should add a kiosk mode to make the application safer.
Manager: No time for such nonsense, deploy it now.
Devs: We should add a kiosk mode to make the application safer. 77 comments
@stux @stux shoot, if anything this greatly *improves* functionality! Now customers can conveniently place *all* their orders from the same location! /s @stux Do they expose the USB port or wireless? Imagine being able to play Xbox Gamepass while eating out 😂 @stux Sometimes the only way to convince management is to make it to an extreme. @industrialartifact @stux Damn right 🤣👍 the more bugs you ship, the more fixes you gotta make. it's proven strategy. you just have to make sure to add another bug to each bug you fix. otherwise the system won't be **stable**. @stux reminds me of when the app I was using on on of these crashed to desktop and didn’t restart, so of course I dug in the start menu and started Minecraft @Gaelan it’s preinstalled on some editions of Windows 10, or at least was in 2018 when this photo is from 🏳️🌈 HeroRareheart 🏳️⚧️, you could always set your kiosk app as the "shell" somewhere in the registry. The taskbar and the desktop wouldn't even load if you do that. @HeroRareheart @stux you mean they should've read like manuals or actual documentation? ain't nobody got for that. ⬆️ Video description: A touch screen for ordering food. By swiping up the user is able to access the start menu and shut it down @stux I worked on London Underground's touch screen ticket machines in the 1990s. We made damn sure only our app could use the touchscreen, and the OS thought it was just a serial port. @stux in the store I visited last year there was a notification about a not registered win version 😃 @stux LOL. Killing explorer.exe could do the job but a lot of times corner swipe needs to be disabled as well @stux Door dezelfde truc kon ik ooit bij de instellingen komen van de KPN-internetzuil op Schiphol. @squirrelmonkey @stux that IS kiosk mode on windows, just a really average implementation of it. @stux hilarious that embedded systems like ordering kiosks are shipping with windows 10 rather than a a more tightly integrated Linux solution. So much more resource usage, update nonsense, and security holes w/windows on a single-use device. @stux bruh I'd just open the internet browser and make it display a random image that makes no sense @stux Oooh, my trips usually mean eating a lot of fast food - so I'll have to give this a try :) |
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