@jaredwhite

I've never seen something so uncontrollably furious over a distinction so minor and pedantic.

Do champagne. Tell us how it *has* to be from the correct region. Or the difference between "affect" and "effect" and how you literally want to eat a person's family for using the wrong one.

Oh and be sure to put👏the👏clap👏emojis👏👏between👏each👏word👏 so everyone sees you Mean Business.