@fuzzychef @mmasnick

Hedge fund manager: “We spent all of 2022 betting on a recession!! Where the hell is the recession!? We *can’t* be wrong about this, it’s killing us!!”

2nd hedge fund manager: “I know, right? But we have to play the hand we’re dealt. Does anyone have some ideas about how we can *cause* a recession that hasn’t happened on its own yet? …. ok yes you sir, in the back, go ahead”

3rd hedge fund manager: “How many people do Google and Microsoft employ? 😏”