Welcome! Welcome to Russia! You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban countries. I thought so much of Russia that I elected to establish my administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I've been proud to call Russia my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown - welcome to Russia. It's safer here.

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